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1) Missing for days, Yucko the Clown was found by search dogs sleeping in a downtown dumpster. This was especially challenging for the dogs since they couldn't distinguish the smell of the rotting garbage from the smell of the clown.
2) Yucko the Clown relaxing in his bedroom, which also serves as his bathroom and kitchen.
3) Yucko relaxes in his favorite vacation spot behind the methadone clinic.
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1) Can't a clown take a crap in peace?
2) This ain't no drive-thru, ya friggin' pricks!
3) I said NO CAMERAS! Don't make me go all "Sean Penn" on your asses!
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1)"Stankervision" cameramen always shoot Yucko from the front since they don't want to get caught in his smelly wake.
2) Yucko terrorizes busy city streets like Godzilla, except he is smaller, less civilized, and smells worse.
3) Yucko proves that jogging in size 25 clown shoes ain't easy.
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1) Sleeping while standing is just one of Yucko's many talents.
2) Giant clown shoes help Yucko keep his balance when he's too drunk to stand.
3) Yucko stops for a bathroom break... in the middle of the sidewalk.
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1) Yucko shows how his bicycle horn doubles as a clown condom.
2) For the first time ever, Yucko runs into someone dressed worse than he is.
3) Since most refuse to touch him, Yucko puts his own spin on the old "Pull my finger" gag, changing the line to "Pull my microphone".
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1) Don Vito wanted a lap-dance from Yucko, but Yucko had problems finding Vito's lap.
2) Mistaking Don Vito for a horse, Yucko climbs aboard for a ride.
3) Unfortunately for Don Vito, MTV2 staff forgot to tell him that Yucko wasn't neutered. Yucko spent the evening humping everything in sight and spraying all over the furniture.
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1) Don Vito's elbow in Yucko's crotch is the most action this clown has seen in years!
2) Don Vito wonders if Yucko's bicycle horn is poking his back, or if Yucko has a bananna in his pocket.
3) Yucko entertains the crowd with a life-size Don Vito puppet, complete with perspiration and cellulite.
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1) Yucko is actually speechless for the first time in his clowny career.
2) Ha ha... the joke's on her! Yucko spent all of his money on booze.
3) What the hell is Yucko smiling about? Oh, wait... never mind.
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1) Later that evening, paramedics were called to remove the stripper's knee from Yucko's crotch. It turns out that clown semen is like super-glue.
2) Yucko: "Can I smell your pussy?" Stripper: "No, you can't." Yucko: "Then it must be my suit I smell."
3) It took weeks to remove the stench from this stripper's knee.
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1) Forgetting if he is holding his pee cup or his beer, Yucko sniffs the contents for verification.
2) Mmmmmmm... strippers and beer.
3) Does this beer smell like shit, or is it just me? Because I really did shit my pants.
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1) In the middle of his lap dance, Yucko remembers he left his wallet in his other pants.
2) Passed out drunk on stage, Yucko is awakened with a swift knee to the groin by an irate stripper.
3) To Yucko, this is one of the perks of his job. To the stripper, this is one of the scourges of her job.
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1) Guess which of these fans has his hand on Yucko's ass.
2) For a second, a surprised Yucko thought he was being ambushed for a "Queer-eye" makeover.
3) Yucko always wanted to do the "Menage", but this definitely isn't how he pictured it!
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1) Yucko chows down in his star-studded dressing room. (caption courtesy of Rev Bob Levy)
2) No one ever explained to Yucko that you don't put things you find on the floor into your mouth.
3) During his audition for "Fear Factor", Yucko devoured 6 bull testicles. Only one was required.
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1) Yucko looking for some goodies for after the show. (caption courtesy of Rev Bob Levy)
2) While it appears that Yucko is spitting something out, he is actually sucking in some perfectly good pasta that someone threw away.
3) Occasionally even the clown himself is overwhelmed by his own stench. Here Yucko pukes into a backstage trash can. |
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1) Yucko takes time to pose with a special fan. (caption courtesy of Rev Bob Levy)
2) Breaking away from his busy schedule, a generous Yucko spends time mentoring over-priveleged W.A.S.P.'s from the suburbs.
3) Yucko lured this young man to his car with a DVD of "The Damn! Show". The trusting fan was never seen again.
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